Last night the top item on the BBC news devoted eight minutes out of a twenty minute programme to this non-event. It was the top item on the website.
Politicians, police commanders and ‘security chiefs’ wept, fretted and worried.
Today the cameras were dispatched to film a dramatic police operation at the school in question. A police car rolled up, plods waddled round to the school gates and then stood around getting the situation under control.
Are six really enough for a task of this magnitude? Do we not need a van as well?
That’s better. Just park in the yellow box. It sets a good example.
Why Am I Supposed to Care about this?